When your mom gets a part time job at McDonald’s

When your mom gets a part time job at McDonald’s


May I take your order?. Can i get a BigMac meal with a bottle of water and that’ll be it. Your total will be $5.86 Yo mom is that you? Hit me up with a discount too. Yo I know you got them hook ups Wait what, why? We have food, in the house. You won’t eat here, so just GO HOME. I-I don’t want food in the house, I want McDonalds- I am NOT repeating myself, make a U-turn, and drive home. This is… my money, I want McDonalds. I don’t care if it’s your money! You came out of MY vagina, so you’re eating the food, in the house! Mooom, that’s not faaaair! LEAVE THE PREMISES, NOOOOWW!!!! …Can I at least talk to a manager? I AM your manager, if you don’t go home, *gasp* NOOOOOOOOW!!! **inhale** GO… HOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!! *gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOW!!! *sad music fades in*