Harry & Meghan Step Back From Their Royal Duties

Harry & Meghan Step Back From Their Royal Duties

SO GM LINE– AND IT’S A VERY NICE BOTTOM LINE– WE’RE NOT AT WAR. WE’RE SO NOT AT WAR THAT THERE’S BIG NEWS ABOUT THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY. BRACE YOURSELF: PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE, THE DUKE AND DUCHESS OF SUSSEX, HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT SAYING, “WE INTEND TO STEP BACK AS ‘SENIOR’ MEMBERS OF […]

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Harry Styles & James Corden Carpool to Work

Harry Styles & James Corden Carpool to Work

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>Harry: HI, MATE. I’M JUST BY YOUR PLACE. TRAFFIC’S AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE. CAN WE GET TO WORK. ALL RIGHT, GREAT. THANKS. HEY, DUDE!>>HI!>>Harry: HOW YOU DOING? YOU GOOD? EAH, JUST CALLED AT EXACTLY >>THANKS FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK, JAMES.>>A PLEASURE. IT’S NICE TO BE HELPING SOMEONE ELSE GET TO WORK […]

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Trump And Obama, Sitting In DC, A-W-K-W-A-R-D

Trump And Obama, Sitting In DC, A-W-K-W-A-R-D

WELCOME TO THE “LATE SHOW.” I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HEY, SO THIS IS ALL STILL HAPPENING. DONALD TRUMP IS REALLY GOING TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT. ( AUDIENCE BOOING ) >>Stephen: YEAH, YOU HAVE BEEN READING MY JOURNAL. FOR A WHILE, I WAS POKING MYSELF WITH A STRAIGHT […]

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Does Trump Know How Trick-or-Treating Works?

Does Trump Know How Trick-or-Treating Works?

LET’S GET INTO THE NEWS. THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY CONTINUES AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP. TODAY, ALEXANDER VINDMAN, A DECORATED ARMY VETERAN AND WHITE HOUSE NATIONAL SECURITY OFFICIAL, TESTIFIED THAT HE WAS SO CONCERNED BY WHAT HE HEARD ON TRUMP’S PHONE CALL WITH THE UKRAINE, HE REPORTED IT TO HIS SUPERIORS. HE SAYS HE REPORTED IT OUT OF […]

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It’s A Lot Of Fun To Work For Donald Trump

It’s A Lot Of Fun To Work For Donald Trump

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW”.” SO MUCH MORE TO TALK ABOUT. PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK TO OUR LIVE “LATE SHOW” FOLLOWING THE DEBATE. OF COURSE, JUST BECAUSE IT’S NOT HIS BIG DAY, DONALD TRUMP WILL NOT BE IGNORED. SO WHILE THE DEMOCRATS WERE FIGHTING IT OUT IN TEXAS, […]

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