Move Over Trade War, We’re In A ‘Straw War’ Now

Move Over Trade War, We’re In A ‘Straw War’ Now

>>THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN BEGAN MERCHANDISING PLASTIC TRUMP STRAWS ON ITS WEB SITE. THE ACCOMPANYING SLOGAN SAID LIBERAL PAPER STRAWS DON’T WORK. STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP AND BUY YOUR PACK OF STRAWS TODAY. ( LAUGHTER ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >>I ASK YOU TODAY TO JOIN ME — ‘LL NEVER JOIN YOU! LUKE, I […]

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NEW IPHONE 11 & IS STEVE JOBS STILL ALIVE IN EGYPT?

NEW IPHONE 11 & IS STEVE JOBS STILL ALIVE IN EGYPT?

In one of the most anticipated events of the year, that makes people with the old iPhone go calm down mate yeah we saw the launch of the new Apple products well… new-ish…and oh yeah… Steve Jobs might be alive… in Egypt There was a two-hour keynote speech which was streamed on YouTube and to […]

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MARKETER WANTED (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 46)

MARKETER WANTED (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 46)

hey… You are Mr Mark Angel. Right?? Right… And you are here for Maret position hey Mr Mark Angel We give you the cell phone And we want to confess you to buy this cell phone from you You go outside Come back & confess me to buy this cell phone OK hey My Friend […]

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Haschak Sisters – I Wanna Dance

Haschak Sisters – I Wanna Dance

I’ll never learn I think we should just give up this is too hard ya what are you guys complaining about we can hear you crying across the park we’re not crying me and Olivia’s talent show is tomorrow ya and we don’t even know the dance hold up that’s it Don’t make it so […]

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This Is Why Trump Doesn’t Do Solo Press Conferences

This Is Why Trump Doesn’t Do Solo Press Conferences

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GUYS– YOU GUYS CHECK OUT THE INTERNET LATELY. I SAW THIS YESTERDAY. THERE’S THIS GREAT STORY ABOUT A MOTH DRINKING SLEEPING BIRD’S TEARS.>>Jon: WOW!>>Stephen: WELL, THAT’S TONIGHT’S TOP STORY. ( LAUGHTER ) NOTHING ELSE GOING ON. ( […]

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Colbert: All The Other Reasons Trump Is A Bad President

Colbert: All The Other Reasons Trump Is A Bad President

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR SHOWS STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, FOLKS, HOW WAS EVERYBODY’S WEEKEND? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I HAD A PRETTY GOOD WEEKEND. NOT AS GOOD AS THE PRESIDENT’S, BUT GOOD. IN CASE YOU’RE COMING TO US FROM UNDER YOUR ROCK — I […]

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Stephen Helps President Obama Polish His Résumé

Stephen Helps President Obama Polish His Résumé

>>Stephen: YOU KNOW WHERE THAT CHALKBOARD WOULD NOT BE BLURRED? ON MY LIVE ELECTION NIGHT SPECIAL ON SHOWTIME, 11:00 P.M. ON THE EAST COAST, 8:00 P.M. IN THE WEST. ON THIS SHOW “TIME” SPECIAL — I WILL NOT BE DRAWING PENISES, BUT THERE WILL BE PENISES. ( LAUGHTER ) FOLKS, THERE ARE A LOT OF […]

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Heidi Klum Has Had Lots of “Hand” “Jobs”

Heidi Klum Has Had Lots of “Hand” “Jobs”

YOU WERE BORN IN SWEDEN BUT YOU LIVED IN MANY DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. HOW MANY LANGUAGE DOES ON SPEAK?>>I SPEAK ABOUT FIVE LANGUAGES.>>James: DO YOU? WHICH ONES?>>SWEDISH, ENGLISH, YUGOSLAVIAN, ITALIAN, FRENCH, BUT IF YOU ASK THEM, THEY WILL SAY NO.>>James: REALLY?>>YEAH.>>James: WHICH — >>BECAUSE THEY DON’T LIKE WHEN I SPEAK FRENCH BECAUSE I DO IT IN […]

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Cleveland Browns Cheerleader | Hardest Jobs in Sports

Cleveland Browns Cheerleader | Hardest Jobs in Sports

– Being an NFL cheerleader is all about bringing pep, supporting the team, creating joy and celebrating the team’s successes. But I cheer for the Cleveland Browns. (sad music) Finding something to cheer for with the Browns is hard. Fumbles, sacks, injuries, fumble-sack-injury safeties, Browns football isn’t very cheery. Any NFL cheerleading is hard. There […]

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