Dwight Howard’s Realtor | Hardest Jobs in Sports

Dwight Howard’s Realtor | Hardest Jobs in Sports

– [Voiceover] Dwight Howard is an NBA player known for clashing with teammates and coaches, demanding trades and opting out of contracts. Since 2012, he’s played with Orlando, Los Angeles, Houston, and Atlanta. And I’m his realtor. Being Dwight Howard’s realtor is difficult. He’s constantly on the verge of moving to a new city. What […]

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100 Yo Mama Jokes – Can You Watch Them All?

100 Yo Mama Jokes – Can You Watch Them All?

-Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund. -[SPEAKING GIBBERISH] [MUSIC PLAYING] -Yo mama’s so fat, when she dies in “Call of Duty,” the player gets a five-person kill streak. Is there a package ready for direction? Show us where you want it. [FART] [MUSIC PLAYING] Yo mama’s so ugly, One Direction went […]

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Move Over Trade War, We’re In A ‘Straw War’ Now

Move Over Trade War, We’re In A ‘Straw War’ Now

>>THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN BEGAN MERCHANDISING PLASTIC TRUMP STRAWS ON ITS WEB SITE. THE ACCOMPANYING SLOGAN SAID LIBERAL PAPER STRAWS DON’T WORK. STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP AND BUY YOUR PACK OF STRAWS TODAY. ( LAUGHTER ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >>I ASK YOU TODAY TO JOIN ME — ‘LL NEVER JOIN YOU! LUKE, I […]

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The Plumber

The Plumber

Oh… it’s so hot. Oh no! My faucet won’t work. What am I going to do? I wonder who that could be? Oh hey, big boy! Did Somebody call for a plumber? Oh, you bet I did. My pipes are all clogged. It’s okay. I brought my industrial-strength snake. Huh! I bet you know how […]

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This Is Why Trump Doesn’t Do Solo Press Conferences

This Is Why Trump Doesn’t Do Solo Press Conferences

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GUYS– YOU GUYS CHECK OUT THE INTERNET LATELY. I SAW THIS YESTERDAY. THERE’S THIS GREAT STORY ABOUT A MOTH DRINKING SLEEPING BIRD’S TEARS.>>Jon: WOW!>>Stephen: WELL, THAT’S TONIGHT’S TOP STORY. ( LAUGHTER ) NOTHING ELSE GOING ON. ( […]

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