Harry & Meghan Step Back From Their Royal Duties

Harry & Meghan Step Back From Their Royal Duties

SO GM LINE– AND IT’S A VERY NICE BOTTOM LINE– WE’RE NOT AT WAR. WE’RE SO NOT AT WAR THAT THERE’S BIG NEWS ABOUT THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY. BRACE YOURSELF: PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE, THE DUKE AND DUCHESS OF SUSSEX, HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT SAYING, “WE INTEND TO STEP BACK AS ‘SENIOR’ MEMBERS OF […]

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Why Teenage Life In The Middle Ages Sucked

Why Teenage Life In The Middle Ages Sucked

Being a teenager is hard. It’s a time characterized by heightened hormone levels, acne, more acne, and insecurity. As a teenager, your biggest concern may be figuring out who you are and establishing your identity. On top of that, you’ve also got high school to contend with and the politics of cliques that come with […]

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Harry Styles & James Corden Carpool to Work

Harry Styles & James Corden Carpool to Work

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>Harry: HI, MATE. I’M JUST BY YOUR PLACE. TRAFFIC’S AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE. CAN WE GET TO WORK. ALL RIGHT, GREAT. THANKS. HEY, DUDE!>>HI!>>Harry: HOW YOU DOING? YOU GOOD? EAH, JUST CALLED AT EXACTLY >>THANKS FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK, JAMES.>>A PLEASURE. IT’S NICE TO BE HELPING SOMEONE ELSE GET TO WORK […]

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The Expert: Progress Meeting (Short Comedy Sketch)

The Expert: Progress Meeting (Short Comedy Sketch)

So I’m happy to report we have succeeded in rerouting our flagships. Way ahead of schedule, yet again. This has allowed us to improve our USPs by 90%. That’s 9 out of every 10! Excellent, thank you Samuel. Timothy, what’s the status with the Linear Solutions? Could you give us the latest on the Square […]

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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoffrey Work

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoffrey Work

Well when I was in high school, I worked at a fast food restaurant. I washed the dishes Got promoted and demoted a bunch and I was always washing dishes I was, I made the customers uncomfortable Too sarcastic and one night Somebody came and shit on the floor and we had a huge fight- […]

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