Gasp! | A Mickey Mouse Cartoon | Disney Shows

Gasp! | A Mickey Mouse Cartoon | Disney Shows

MICKEY: Oh. Here, boy. (WHISTLES) Come on, boy. Fetch. That’s my Gubbles. Okay, Gubbles, now sit. Roll over. Now catch your treat. (CLANGS) (STRAINING GRUNT) Hmm, looks like that little house is to small for my big fishy. (PANTING) Well, time to order you a bigger bowl. (MEOWS) (CLINKING) MAN ON PHONE: Fish Bowls Emporium. […]

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Billionaire Bill Gates Guesses Grocery Store Prices

Billionaire Bill Gates Guesses Grocery Store Prices

All right. We’re going to test your knowledge of some everyday items that you get at the supermarket. When’s the last time that you have been at a supermarket? A long time ago. OK. [LAUGHTER] All right. This will be interesting. All right. If you can guess three out of the five products within $1 […]

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Africa’s Cowboy Capitalists (Full Length)

Africa’s Cowboy Capitalists (Full Length)

[MUSIC PLAYING] IAN COX: As Americans, we put a lot of stake in how we’re all about the frontier, and have the frontier spirit. All that kind of stuff is in the history books now. But I think there is a group of individuals in America, and they still have that innate sense of going […]

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My Evil Piano Teacher

My Evil Piano Teacher

[Discordant piano notes and loud sobbing] [Morbid piano chord intro] Hello Internet, I’d like to tell you a story about dreams and how they get crushed and die. A lot of you guys know that I play the piano …badly. (plays Twinkle Twinkle Little Star like a innocent Phillip ) It’s not something my family […]

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Kentucky Basketball’s Guidance Counselor | Hardest Jobs in Sports

Kentucky Basketball’s Guidance Counselor | Hardest Jobs in Sports

– Anthony Davis. John Wall. Demarcus Cousins. Under John Calipari, the University of Kentucky has become the destination for one-and-done basketball players. And I am their guidance counselor. A guidance counselor helps students figure out classes, majors, and how they’ll spend their next four years. But Kentucky basketball players are only here for one year, […]

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Rescuing the world’s most annoying cat

Rescuing the world’s most annoying cat

Oh. My. God. *mraww* (why poki why) One year ago, while driving through the mountains of Gifu, a scraggly cat dashed across the expressway in front of our car. We pulled over – which, I believe is illegal in Japan….. and I idiotically chased the cat to the other side and picked him up where […]

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“Indians are Cheap” | Russell Peters – Red, White, and Brown

“Indians are Cheap” | Russell Peters – Red, White, and Brown

>>Russell Peters: Look at all these Indian faces, Jesus Christ! [Laughter] Look at you, brown bastards, goddamn! [Laughter] Indians just look upset, that they had to spend money, to be here tonight, don’t cha? [Laughter and Clapping] Just the look, on their face, just– [Laughter] [indian accent] “This is bullshit!” [Laughter] “I don’t know, why […]

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How One Guy Sold the World on an $80 Used Tissue

How One Guy Sold the World on an $80 Used Tissue

– Zuckerberg started Facebook in a dorm. Snowden exposed the NSA in a hotel. I’m a comedian who’s been fired from many social media jobs, so what can I accomplish if I’m locked in a room for one week with just an internet connection and a thousand dollars? This is Control Room. So, welcome to […]

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REVEALING YOUR EMBARRASSING SECRETS | AYYDUBS

REVEALING YOUR EMBARRASSING SECRETS | AYYDUBS

– Hey guys, how’s it hanging? I’m here with Miss Jennxpenn. Today Jenn and I are reading your embarrassing stories. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you? – I usually like erase them from my brain. – So I was forced to eat a grapefruit. It was nasty as hell so I […]

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