Move Over Trade War, We’re In A ‘Straw War’ Now

Move Over Trade War, We’re In A ‘Straw War’ Now

>>THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN BEGAN MERCHANDISING PLASTIC TRUMP STRAWS ON ITS WEB SITE. THE ACCOMPANYING SLOGAN SAID LIBERAL PAPER STRAWS DON’T WORK. STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP AND BUY YOUR PACK OF STRAWS TODAY. ( LAUGHTER ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >>I ASK YOU TODAY TO JOIN ME — ‘LL NEVER JOIN YOU! LUKE, I […]

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Boarding Order – Key & Peele

Boarding Order – Key & Peele

– Good morning ladies and gentlemen, we are about to begin boarding South Northern Airlines, flight 34 to Grand Rapids. – Okay, excuse me, boarding group one. I’m gonna board in group one, excuse me, I’m in boarding group one. – And we would like to begin pre-boarding with our first class passengers. First class […]

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AIB : Honest Engineering Campus Placements | Part 03

AIB : Honest Engineering Campus Placements | Part 03

Hello, sir I’m Average and this is my self esteem I’m shitting bricks, sir You should, you should Let’s start with a basic technical question on the topic which you didn’t study last night thinking that you’ll wake up and understand it from the topper Sir… A bit of stammer Nervous mumbling Some technical terms […]

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It’s Time to Pay Back Puerto Rico: The Daily Show

It’s Time to Pay Back Puerto Rico: The Daily Show

In the past few weeks, we’ve seen a multitude of hurricanes hitting the Caribbean and the U.S. And though the storms have moved on, millions are still dealing with the effects. We turn next here to the catastrophic damage in Puerto Rico, home to 3.5 million American citizens. Hurricane Maria, the worst storm to batter […]

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Butt Cherry Bingo – Sex Fails (feat. Tom Cowell)

Butt Cherry Bingo – Sex Fails (feat. Tom Cowell)

My name is Tom Cowell. This is my anal cherry bingo story, AKA how I couldn’t get a blow job at a sex club despite being offered one for free. I moved to Japan to teach English. Toyama-ken, Japan. The Japanese West Virginia. Nothing ever happened in this town. I had long conversations solely on […]

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