Kentucky Basketball’s Guidance Counselor | Hardest Jobs in Sports

Kentucky Basketball’s Guidance Counselor | Hardest Jobs in Sports

– Anthony Davis. John Wall. Demarcus Cousins. Under John Calipari, the University of Kentucky has become the destination for one-and-done basketball players. And I am their guidance counselor. A guidance counselor helps students figure out classes, majors, and how they’ll spend their next four years. But Kentucky basketball players are only here for one year, […]

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“Indians are Cheap” | Russell Peters – Red, White, and Brown

“Indians are Cheap” | Russell Peters – Red, White, and Brown

>>Russell Peters: Look at all these Indian faces, Jesus Christ! [Laughter] Look at you, brown bastards, goddamn! [Laughter] Indians just look upset, that they had to spend money, to be here tonight, don’t cha? [Laughter and Clapping] Just the look, on their face, just– [Laughter] [indian accent] “This is bullshit!” [Laughter] “I don’t know, why […]

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How One Guy Sold the World on an $80 Used Tissue

How One Guy Sold the World on an $80 Used Tissue

– Zuckerberg started Facebook in a dorm. Snowden exposed the NSA in a hotel. I’m a comedian who’s been fired from many social media jobs, so what can I accomplish if I’m locked in a room for one week with just an internet connection and a thousand dollars? This is Control Room. So, welcome to […]

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REVEALING YOUR EMBARRASSING SECRETS | AYYDUBS

REVEALING YOUR EMBARRASSING SECRETS | AYYDUBS

– Hey guys, how’s it hanging? I’m here with Miss Jennxpenn. Today Jenn and I are reading your embarrassing stories. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you? – I usually like erase them from my brain. – So I was forced to eat a grapefruit. It was nasty as hell so I […]

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Dwight Howard’s Realtor | Hardest Jobs in Sports

Dwight Howard’s Realtor | Hardest Jobs in Sports

– [Voiceover] Dwight Howard is an NBA player known for clashing with teammates and coaches, demanding trades and opting out of contracts. Since 2012, he’s played with Orlando, Los Angeles, Houston, and Atlanta. And I’m his realtor. Being Dwight Howard’s realtor is difficult. He’s constantly on the verge of moving to a new city. What […]

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100 Yo Mama Jokes – Can You Watch Them All?

100 Yo Mama Jokes – Can You Watch Them All?

-Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund. -[SPEAKING GIBBERISH] [MUSIC PLAYING] -Yo mama’s so fat, when she dies in “Call of Duty,” the player gets a five-person kill streak. Is there a package ready for direction? Show us where you want it. [FART] [MUSIC PLAYING] Yo mama’s so ugly, One Direction went […]

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QVC Auditions – SNL

QVC Auditions – SNL

>>>HI, I’M JOYCE CHILDERS AND I AM MAKING THIS VIDEO IN ORDER TO AUDITION FOR THE GUEST HOST POSITION AT QVC. AND AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE IN MY CLOSET BECAUSE MY FORTE IS — CLOSET — UH — ORGANIZATION. IN CLOSET. AND I AM REALIZING RIGHT NOW THAT MY PANTIES ARE ALL BEHIND […]

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Move Over Trade War, We’re In A ‘Straw War’ Now

Move Over Trade War, We’re In A ‘Straw War’ Now

>>THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN BEGAN MERCHANDISING PLASTIC TRUMP STRAWS ON ITS WEB SITE. THE ACCOMPANYING SLOGAN SAID LIBERAL PAPER STRAWS DON’T WORK. STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP AND BUY YOUR PACK OF STRAWS TODAY. ( LAUGHTER ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >>I ASK YOU TODAY TO JOIN ME — ‘LL NEVER JOIN YOU! LUKE, I […]

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