Shane Dawson Controls My Life For A Day

Shane Dawson Controls My Life For A Day


what’s up everybody welcome back to my
channel hi good morning the worst intro ever I’m so sorry really bad ok should
we try again take two what’s up everybody welcome back to my channel hi today Shane you’re back I don’t know why
I am… I’m scared no what come on I just want to say I’m
really grateful that you got me a pink background to match my Pig aesthetic
fully and you know really helping me embrace my Pig side I hate how I look
right now sorry I just saw myself in a monitor the monitor oh look at my
highlight though it’s so pretty oh look at my ok can I be honest this fixes
everything what is that look at your cheekbone now
oh it’s so pretty it just looks like more sweat God all
right so we all know that I did Shane’s makeup last time we filmed here and I
thought it would be cool if maybe you did mine so I thought wipe it off give
me a full look here’s the thing I love you um but I don’t want to see you
without makeup in front of me I’m not ready ok good I get that a lot I was
actually thinking okay so here’s the thing we did a series for my channel
it’s not out yet it’s coming I heard a rumor that you do we had all the footage
how did you leave every offensive thing that was said it was like 30 seconds
left it was 30 seconds series okay sounds a good intro and then we’ll do
the apology okay apology yes okay no but our series
really is coming I’m really excited about it it’s just taking a minute and I
have a lot of reasons why but it’s boring I won’t go into it so I thought
we should do something like to get people ready to see how much we both
changed through the experience of that series okay okay so in the series I had
to be rich for a day yeah it was exhausting there’s a lot more to it yeah
that’s a part of it uh-huh now for your channel today um I think we
need to humble you a little bit okay so I don’t want to do your makeup I want to
take you to Walmart and I want to put you in something that I would wear oh
okay I want you to live a day in the life of somebody who doesn’t make 100
billion dollars okay you’ll hey I’m just remember – that
caller just told me a deep breathing when you get really anxious have you
ever been ever like even back when you’re broke like was that a place you
oh yeah true story when I was touring on the road doing music Walmart’s were
great stops to stock up the whole tour bus full of snacks got blankies get like
water coolers and like ice cream bars so I’ve been to Walmart I used to be one of
those people that was the Boyar and I’d love to watch the people of walmart calm
I just love to see what kind of people are out there you seem like the person
who’s waiting in a bathroom stall on your knees that sounds like my early
twenties that was because I was Lori hole-high across America but now that
that’s a series buck so you’ve never have you ever worked like a normal job
like have you ever worked to like a Walmart or like we’re gonna target but
my first job was Matt cosmetics and then myspace happened and I’ve been
self-employed ever since so on a real level no so I worked at the mall I did a
lot of other things which we’ll talk about in Shane’s series that are very
dark and depressing buckle up on the Rue my brand uh-huh so
you’ll learn a lot more about my history in that one but not no okay not really
sorry I think working at the mall no then maybe we can also figure out maybe
you being a Walmart greeter because that’s been my dream job okay and with
YouTube ads right now it might be soon okay for me
uh-huh all right oh I love this okay okay so is there a Walmart in LA I don’t
mm-hmm there has to be if I type in like Walmart on Yelp will it like remember it
and tell mom and dad’s her biggest scandal taking away all that Chanel makeup adds
away from my father four miles away I’m moving that’s
perfect wait so you okay what you’re wearing right now can I guess how much
this was calculating okay so we got the belt bag the shoes the sweater the knee
leggings what do you keep in a bag like that cuz like what do you need that for
in here we have like my inhaler my favorite lipstick my black card and a PT
blender so are you okay with that cuz like yes we could do your makeup that’s
Oh hahaha funny but I’m gonna humble you a little bit I would love to get out of
the house I’m like always here on my knees so I would love to get on your
knees there yeah perfect will you do it together okay great what kind of clothes
do they have there she big ones they’re the only store the only retailer that
has 4x I would know Oh finally my asking Fitness everything okay let’s go to
Walmart jesus take the wheel am i okay I’ve never tried daddy okay so
here’s the deal I have a big question I know wait you should come in here oh
yeah Rylands here he drives me he’s my uber okay
now I’ve seen a violin do a video at Walmart there’s a Gucci Walmart MoMA and
irony of this whole whole thing do they let you film there I’ve never some
stores get crazy like some supporters are down yep some of them right so
that’s the thing I’ve gotten shut down every single time and I walk by myself
you have somebody with a legit camera if we get kicked out what are we gonna do
because like what’s the backup are we gonna go somewhere else
do we like ask the manager to see if they’re a jeffree star fan
well like could we like three I’m trying like a mile away is Louie Vuitton this
turns into shopping we do it at Target okay look I’ve done this before I’m a
hipster I don’t wanna say which one I have a solution what are you gonna plow my dildo yeah
okay we’re not gonna offer them coke I have a little incentive this will work
you don’t want to let us film hey you know we could change your tune girl I
have some sweat – can I try – why did you think this much was necessary though
like a hundred dollars would make anyone’s day I mean maybe we’re gonna go
buy weed earlier I don’t even remember okay maybe I was gonna like I think that
could work again okay so I’m ready to go take a hundred degrees in Los Angeles
and I’m scared but let’s do it okay here’s my other problem okay I want you
to have a really humble day completely right okay so like what kind of car do
you have what’s your cheapest car do you have
anything like humble okay if we’re all gonna want to fit in
the car let’s just take the rolls-royce okay this is that like a cheaper Larry
Lake how much is the most expensive car mm mm I’m trying to figure what shoes to
wear do we have like in Oklahoma about mine what’s your really cheap shoes I
mean these are little moccasin these are the cheapest things down here whether
they $10,000 $10,000 oh my god that’s my rims wait what about those are those oh
those are names like little running shoes here’s the bigger foot thing me in
a bigger dick so we’re not getting that same Jeff we forgot his keys because he
doesn’t have an assistant with him today so he’s doing things himself and he’s
trying he’s being humble but he’s fucking everything up because he doesn’t
know how to do anything so we’re waiting it’s hot outside there’s a lot going on
here I want to let you guys know watching I
don’t understand this life either so just know that and I’m experiencing it
for you how much money do you think he has right now just like well in cash
there is at least 5 mmm like these 4 grand
more than I have in my account maybe he’ll sponsor one of my video is this
the car is this what we’re taking yeah don’t look that expensive right what is
taking job god damn it Jeffrey okay oh wait that’s confusing okay are you sure
I can sit in here oh shut up oh there’s stars why it’s yeah it’s
fiber optics come in it looks cooler when it’s dark out don’t touch your door
I got it why you want my poor to rub off oh my god
hide your asset world my mom’s minivan does that too whoa yeah look at the
stars in the sky I mean we make them brighter for you I’m so sorry so
embarrassed whoo you guys have your own like thing back here what is this yeah
they don’t air I don’t want Shane put this button right
here it will massage your ass on the way to Walmart really yeah we good first
one-day year my ass hurts I’m sure I’m so glad that
my neighbor something I was hanging out with hoodlums yeah I don’t want him to
think I was hanging out anyone weird wait you know where Walmart is oh we’re
about to loot we’re gonna about to illegally look on our phones hey Chloe
head Kourtney’s hey Kylie we were just talking about something off
camera and you didn’t want to talk about it on camera because you’re like I don’t
want or whatever but I do want to talk about this okay because we’re gonna get
a lot of shit from people being like oh you’re making fun of Walmart making fun
of whatever even though I do shelter yeah I mean at the end of the day I okay
go ahead sorry I just always tried man what I was gonna say is I was like okay
well we should think of like a charity or something to do like to tie it in be
like oh we’re donating whatever but then you were saying earlier are you okay
with me saying this yeah go ahead I don’t know you’re saying well today
you were just at the LGBT Center yeah and you donated how much 125 thousand
which is crazy yes fuck times money and then one thing you said you were just
like you know oh I donated it was like you know I was crying all these things
and you were talking about other companies there yeah donated who were
huge billion to our companies who donated literally nothing yeah and it
was like it made you maybe actually cry and get so emotional because I couldn’t
believe that a huge company I don’t I don’t think we should say their name but
we’re talking like a massive media company and they donated like I mean I
just hate staying in a mount coz and then where do people like well it’s
better than nothing but it’s like when they’re a billion dollar company and I’m
just a self-made you know I’m self-made company and there’s this company don’t
need a two grand and it’s like less than like one of their items that you can buy
and I like actually this made me really sad and I think was crying about it
well the reason I wanted to bring it up because that pisses me off because I’ve
I’m having my own issues right now with brands and yeah I hate them but what
makes me mad is knowing that like this video is gonna get shit right for us
like I’ll make it better cut to like you donating that much money
cut to other big companies who pretend like they give a fuck
donating nothing yeah this location is so busy I’m a little shook gonna take
that spot I don’t want to get keyed so I’m gonna I’m gonna just let my wait I
just realized you’re parking a four hundred thousand dollar car oh yeah good
title should we park in the neighborhood and uber end I love a sister that has an
innovative idea oh actually don’t mind I live for a moment there I’m just scared
of this is really far away from the door and yeah that’s a lot of walking oh stop
it Shan Shan wait Jeffrey’s money what are you doing someone’s like out in the
road and like not moving run them over and then you get my under dollars and
you say oh I loved God you’re in my life oh this cooker is not staying next to my
car I don’t think we’re allowed in because it’s saying that you have to
talk straight you know I don’t I don’t think that’s happened of a shame say
goodbye say goodbye to the Spirit of Ecstasy what it’s not that was my penis hey guys that was mine
after I came out of the wall alright shop with that yeah let’s move the cart
away from mine I would rather have you baby looking like a tall glass of water
in the same I can’t wait for Nate to watch this and
break up with me second the day that old man go into the I’m James Charles Larry on
the economic side they’re on to us we I’m scared off into a size seven or
maybe not the fast I don’t think it’s booty it down here your I think this is
gonna fit into this we’re not a baby store like we’re gonna say B section
well yeah we are the actual like men’s oh I never know what gender too soft for watching chains Connery Kathy Griffin
everything but last night no nowhere they were here it’s like BAM so we’re
trying to find Jeffrey an outfit to tumble him a little bit more Walmart
they want me out of the South Bay and the only dress two things I’m good and
what what look dude what gender should we be in is
there an in-between Larry just saw him I’m gonna grab them shouldn’t be
watching me write a little that’s I’m ruining it ruining his childhood wallets
and boxes before they listen listen before the manager gets here if she ever
gets in trouble I’ll hire on my company oh well she can walk past waste 40 I’m
home we could get you guys matching outfits
what if they’ll have my sign waves how much what he said they won’t you’re 26
yeah don’t scream it out loud no this game yeah
28 or 20s day and then you just have to tighten them real tight yeah wait that’s
five of you sorry no that’s a 38 the head legs are so thin I’m gonna look
like I’m drowning and I’m whatever let’s do it that’s people me drown so it’s
good you’re right humbling yeah find me a table that’s interesting you
know oh my god Nate we actually died if I wore this what is not Oh so worse yes
this isn’t this isn’t shocking that looks good Chi yeah you’re right some
plaid I haven’t worn plaid since sixth grade
unless it was like a dress it should be fine with the camouflage oh you’re gonna
do me like what’s your color come on it’s my size kind of warning do not
touch my tools or my daughter that’s so icon it and I also love this
just like a us a moment Wow and then I could take it afterward
cuz it’s double okay well well Riley pick these out for me I think
that’s more of like a middle of America dad’s day shames twitching but why are
these actually kind of cute I would wear those so we should now look so yeah
those are carry yeah I pop that body out oh yeah mom okay how do I keep my body
in those shoes bitch headband something funny link oh I got it she was little Oh
shoes oh and shoes wait shoes are issued yeah
we’re shoes on Oh Shane’s over here underwear and socks so far I found this
cat he’s an astronaut I’m a guessing it’s he’s a katstra not I don’t know but
I also wanted something that like I actually like these I’m gonna give you
this for me okay oh my god this up nervous boxer-brief boxers or you don’t
know what I’m talking about do you okay I’m like g-string edible underwear oh I
got another graphic tee just as an option okay yeah don’t need to show them
at anyone a lot what is that when I was really young I would look at like the
underwear ads and like JC Penney and jackoff I found out I was gay cuz I got
turned on by this yes okay I would look at my brothers
let’s get shoes okay great give it brother huh give a brother I
wish I’m watching right now what kind of shoes you think I’m trying to humble
Geoffrey yeah so what kind of shoes do you think Geoffrey should get like
what’s a good damn shoe aisle is right over here let’s go love ya come on we’re
not trying to get kicked out this kind of looks like um okay yeah this is like
the Walmart version of a Gucci bag okay shopkins some real men’s shoes are women
why are you changed I’ve been doing do they have high heels oh this is a
camel and I’m gay I mean I’m down I like mixing books saying
way but there’s everything we need what size are you with a
Oh okay let’s do it this is that moment great chillin this
hi I like these two cuz I feel like these are like all in the run Oh oh my god thank you wait but you know
that’s too fashionable jealous those are the ugliest songs I’ve ever seen get him
away from me I’m starting to panic no we need hoes should we get treats by Lady of course here’s sorry you know they sew toilet seats
that’s exciting okay sorry I got distracted I’m trying
to find like snacks or treats or like what Geoffrey has to eat Walmart for a
day right where it eat it everything I call it but I called the owner ahead of
time Norway Mikey was just there oh my god we were dissing Norway this is so
cool this is more successful than ten o’clock okay let’s find me she’s not
gonna last outfit okay so like my grandma is a who grandma’s dead same
Parkinson’s is a bitch that’s so dark rest in peace Eileen okay so big guy
okay for Nate please what else okay we got a
hair spray any accessories we need makeup oh my god right all right I get
it okay where’s the makeup section I don’t that way ice cream makers
that shouldn’t I don’t like Steve now I live for Maybelline I hate this is free
right cuz it’s broken or no I don’t know have things look at the other Sade
damn the purple doesn’t have a good formula the pot – your you mice Katy
Perry here or what’s going on she’s just living her life man
she’s a collab with pepper garage site I don’t know what any of that means
okay I got hot hues for your hair oh my god it’s temporary and I got on this
head wrap you can wear in different styles they all look the same but she’s
she’s happy about all of it so yeah what else I’m hot and I’m sweating
how much did were together should we check out I’m nervous they’re gonna kick
us out oh sorry I thought this match okay we gotta go no oh there’s just
uneven lighting we gotta go no no no stop it don’t you see the line how many
people we’ve been kicked out and that’s okay
I’m used to it you feel bit quite at that I believe the proffy out we’re
outside though we kill our property where’s not that sorry impede where’s the bill it’s our
treat it’s your birthday shame I don’t know if I can do this Gucci we don’t care about her rats