Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Airport Dog Jobs

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Airport Dog Jobs


[INTRO MUSIC PLAYING] BURNIE: I’m very careful around TSA people, but I pissed off, like, a security person. It was in New Zealand, and, they were coming around with the service dog. And, the service dog had a little patch on it that was, like, produce and stuff like that. It was food– clearly a food logo. It was going, sniffing everyone’s luggage, and I asked the lady, “What kind of service dog is this?” “This is a dog. It doesn’t sniff for drugs, it sniffs for food. It finds food. “It’s a specially trained dog.” And, I go, “Isn’t a dog that finds food just a dog?”. [THE OTHER LAUGH]
BURNIE: She got REALLY upset with me. It’s like, I always wondered, what’s the training for that dog? [LAUGHING] You give it the food? It’s just like all my dogs can find my food.
My whole life. [LAUGHTER]
It’s like, I gotta keep them from getting my food. GUS: Yeah, but, you have to give them, like– BURNIE: What is the best job in the dog world? Is that– that’s gotta be top of the list for a lot of dogs. It’s like, “What do you do?” “Oh, I just find food at the airport.” It’s like, “You get paid for that? “I find food in my house all the time for free.” GUS: One time I saw the same thing in New Zealand. This guy gets his bag off, dogs walking by, dog smells his luggage, and sits down. So, the agent’s like, “Sir, we need to go through your bag. “The dog has sat down, it indicates he’s smelt something in your luggage.” The guy’s like, “Alright, whatever.” Opens up the bag, the agent, like, pulls everything out, looks through it, there’s nothing in it. He’s like, “Alright, sorry, sir, guess the dog indicated falsley.” Walks away, the guy’s like, “Great.” So, the guy starts putting all his stuff back, uh, into the bag. Zips it up, right as he zips it up, a different dog comes by, smells it, and sits down. The agent’s like, “Sir, we need to go through your bag.” -MATT: Oh…
-The guy’s like, “But–
-BURNIE: I remember that guy. “the dog just went through it.” And, he’s like, “The dog’s sat down, we need to go through your bag again, sir.” -BURNIE: Good lord.
-MATT: Wow. GAVIN: I like how subtle it is. Like, they don’t bark, they just sit. Can you teach a dog to wink? [THE OTHERS LAUGH] -BURNIE: Just, like, shoots a paw at you.
-GAVIN: Yeah. BURNIE: LIke, “this guy.” [OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING] If you liked this “Animated Adventure”, subscribe to watch a new one every week. Check out merch, and watch our other videos. You wanna stare at my cleavage? Oh, I’m not girl Gus? Fuck.