Job Interview Tips



so you're going on a job interview step 1 bleep Facebook done now I'm off to become doctor no you gotta be qualified for the job you want but I want to be doctor then you gotta go to school for like 14 more years be qualified think about your last job interview Thank You sky high air tours you will not regret hiring me start crap but let's assume you know what you're doing and you're qualified for the job you want and gets that guy you doesn't make slip here's mine no this is 30 pages long make it one page and keep it simple got it a good resume has your background info and skills but don't put in everything no one cares if you'll prom king unless your job interviews for prom king here is resume no you wrote this in crayon but you should keep it cheap a good resume has to be presentable good that means no typos and easy to read but not too easy to read don't just write hold or over and over again unless you're applying for a job carrying around a little psychic kid with no legs here's resume there are no typos and it is easy to read this just says my name is Mario just proud my resume and put your name on it got it full record you should never do that but we never get through this video otherwise it's Lima go to your interview just follow the four beans well I'd like the Beatles get back in the shower before B's would be clean I really smell real bad so I don't take a shower and now we can go to his job interview clean confident and prepared okay got my resume took shower what am I forgetting he forgot the second B be clothed I'm where it goes wear appropriate clothes like a suit or something and be on time that's the third B what are you doing here isn't interview happening right now is it and the final being be polite I can do that and say thank you what it's all her got it I must say my good so it smells like a cat bad in here would you care to say grace before I begin my lunch you do pay it's quite impressive wherever did you get it mrs. Wilkinson done by forget say thank you thank you congratulations by some miracle you know job like you now go back for your second interview no I did so well on my first interview I don't have to know no matter how well you did if you don't show up to your second interview you won't get the job no I'm gonna take me there but you have no job what is that supposed to mean that means every day of the you day stop judging me congratulations you got the job I got the job no one now you get to go back in your suit and never say anything inappropriate so eight to twelve hours a day every day for the rest of your life Oh until you're too old to enjoy all the money you made screw that Ling : going to the dumpster to find something to eat

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